#horses of heartland

[roamingtigress]

Reading to Evelyn Miller (yes he has a horse named after his favourite writer)

[tsubakiluvsrockstar]

The Heartlands, New Hanover

[tvshowpilot]

The recap for Heartland episode 1806 is here -> https://tvshowpilot.com/tv-reviews/heartland/s18e06-recap/

The episode saw Lou, Amy, and Lisa go on a weekend trip to Vancouver, which set off a chain of events that could have far-reaching consequences, especially for Amy’s relationship with Nathan. Find out more in the recap!

[hockey-and-timbits]

—Heartland, “The Ties That Bind”

[bettyweir]

[longliverockback]

Neil Young and Crazy Horse Sleeps with Angels 1994 Reprise ————————————————— Tracks: 01. My Heart 02. Prime of Life 03. Driveby 04. Sleeps with Angels 05. Western Hero 06. Change Your Mind 07. Blue Eden 08. Safeway Cart 09. Train of Love 10. Trans Am 11. Piece of Crap 12. A Dream that Can Last —————————————————

Ralph Molina

Frank Sampedro

Billy Talbot

Neil Young

* Long Live Rock Archive

[the-real-tc]

After All This Time...

I've never had this happen before. When has a show lasted so long that a fanfic you wrote a while back actually has to move from "canon-compliant" to "alternate universe" due to new information being revealed about a character?

As of Season 18 continuity, Wide River to Cross must now graciously bow out of the realm of possible continuity and slip into AU territory. 

At the time that fic was written, very little was known/revealed about Lisa’s horse breeding/racing business. This fic writer never imagined the series would even last as long as 18 years, or that the Writers would actually give us anything of substance concerning Lisa’s Fairfield business practices. Certain things have now been revealed as of Season 18 continuity (Ep. 1803 You Can Lead a Horse to Water) that make my own creative decisions about Lisa totally “alternate universe”.

I ain’t even mad.

[shortfeather]

Other ideas my brain has made while waiting for carpal tunnel to go away:

-soup group knights sent on a quest to conquer the dungeon (decked out 2)

-bad version of the crossover event where the rift takes them to hels instead because hels has broken through into empires (I have just learned about the helsmits/helsknight and. Help. There’s so much here to do and see)

-pearl as the last human in her ruined city making first contact w aliens (other hermits arriving from s8 yes this is fucky wrt to boatem and the timeline but.)

-very satirical take on a horse girl movie starring bdubs where also I get to pepper in an annoying amount of dressage and conformation jargon (lifelong horse girl gender neutral term)

-cosmological entities (life series winners) coming into their godhood in a new universe (this would literally just be context for the song I’ve already written to distract me from writing stories until my carpal tunnel is healed)

-team ranchers stardew valley (expanded) au where Jimmy moves to Hermitopia (pelican town) and keeps getting roped into adventures with one of Marlon’s guild members, somehow. Xisuma is the mayor but he’s much much better than mayor Lewis

-boatem spaceship succeeds and rescues tango before he crashes into the moon (part of a larger series where the hermitheus, which isn’t a matrix ship here but a large colony space station of sorts, serves as a rendezvous point for the refugees of s8)

-impulse’s plot armor/main character syndrome finally getting him in trouble in phasmophobia when GIGGS faces off against a genre-savvy ghost (scott) (I don’t know why it’s scott my brain just insisted it was scott and now it can’t be anyone else)

It’s been three days. I moved across the country in those three days and I still came up with all this. Help me

[sso-moonchild]

Ok so I'm watching Heartland for the first time (and mind you this is the first ever drama/soap opera I've ever watched, on god) and this is fucking hilarious. I'm only two episodes in and holy fucking shit it's so cheesy, so stupid, so cliche and I love it. The only thing that's missing is the character names being outlandish, and the constant threat of the slaughter/glue factory for the horses if they don't horse well enough (though I'm assuming the latter will be somewhere in the show because is it even a horse drama/soap opera without that??? I wouldn't know as I've never watched any)

All this is to say that I'm taking notes. Watch me rewrite my sso oc's stories to be stupidly dramatic for no reason at all. (it's not a threat but a prommy)

[roamingtigress]

"Let's go for a ride."

[heartlandlover]

Funniest Heartland book ever! by The Canadian Lampoon..(Irma T. Booke)

[reddeadphotos]

Yeehaw activities

[hockey-and-timbits]

—Heartland, “Win, Place or Show”

[bettyweir]

[inveiglingfantasy]

Don't worry about what you are going to watch for the next while guys. Just heard that Heartland is independently produced and is continuing production of its 17th season! All the TV you could ever want.